He had a beer or two,
and isn't it so that when man are drunk they speak the truth?
He sings sweat songs in my ear and kisses my nose,
He declares his eternal love to me,
He gently strokes my back and kisses me in my neck,
Holds me close and kisses me passionately,
He looks naughty at me and unbuttons my blouse,
He kneels in front of me and sings a serenade
I believe I'm going to have great sex,
Partly undressed, I lay on my back on our bed...
and hold my breath,
Husband threw himself beside me, I close my eyes and wait for what is going to com..
He lies motionless.... quit..... I hear a snore.............
I have no sex tonight .....
He will have a headache tomorrow...